Awww

A lady just brought back two books that were eight years overdue.  Why? She said, because the only thing her daughter wanted to do for her third birthday was go to the library!

Jurassic Park?

I think I just met a kid who grows up to be a mad scientist.

Kid (maybe 5): Look, I drawed a picture!
(the picture has a lot of random shapes and a bunch of numbers)
Me: Cool!  Can you tell me about it?
Kid: Well, this (points to random lines) is a dinosaur.
Me: What are the numbers for?
Kid: It's for remembering how to make a dinosaur.

ETA: OK now I'm sure of it.  He just came back with another picture and read it to me: "I love volcanoes".